Stoopid Pick Up Lines

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Stupid Pick Up Lines

Wow, she’s hot…super hot.  It’s time to move in.  If you stand next to her she’ll just take a natural liking to you, right….WRONG!

You can’t just rely on your handsome good looks and fancy watch to win her over…you need a strategy and that strategy certainly involves words.

A stupid pick up line is not stupid if you deliver it properly

Now this is where it gets tricky.  What are the right words to use?  Some people claim to know the answer to this but nobody really does.  Most people would say “Just be yourself” but it’s hard to be yourself until the ice is broken.

So…we need to break the ice.  Most regular pick up lines fly way too close to the cheesy sun so why not try something contrarian.  Try a stupid pick up line with the intention of looking stupid.

Instead of This:

“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME”

Try This:

“If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing”

This line isn’t gonna get her panties to drop but it’s also not going to scare her away.  If executed properly you can turn this line into a joke and (hopefully) get a laugh or smile out of her.  She’ll appreciate that you have a sense of humor and aren’t just trying to get into her pants.

“You’re daddy must be a drug dealer…because you’re dope.”

Don’t be the creepy guy

The above line has the potential to make her laugh but you can’t be creepy about it.  Don’t deliver the line with an Eminem thug attitude, think more like Ross from Friends.

The more pathetic you seem the funnier your pick up line will be and you’ll be miles closer to the “Broken Ice Zone” than you were before.

Are these stupid pick up lines foolproof?…of course not.  There’s no such thing as a foolproof way to hit on a girl unless your name is David Hasselhoff and you’re in Berlin.  Just keep swinging away until you find a girl that likes your unconventional approach

If she doesn’t appreciate your stupid pick line she’ll let you know right away and you can then move on and not waste any more time on a cold lead

-Stoopid Staff

 

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