A man gets married and to show his love for his new wife he decides to get her name tattooed onto his penis. Her name is Wendy. The man gets the tattoo while his penis is erect so that when he is limp you can only see the “W” and the “Y”.
The happy couple go on their honeymoon to Jamaica and while out at a bar the man goes to the bathroom. He pulls up to a urinal next to a local and can’t help but notice that local man has “W” and “Y” on his penis. The man says:
“Is your wife also named Wendy?”
The local man responds in a thick Jamaican accent:
“No Man, it says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day”